Player is the main character of Retro City Rampage. He carries a laser pistol and drives Doc Choc's DeLorean (possibly a parody of Back to the Future) and has many friends and foes. He has no relationships with anyone, except for Kimmy, who shoots Player with a shotgun and tries to marry him. He worked for The Jester and was sent back to the 80s in a mistake robbing a convienence store, which is accessable in the 80s-part of the game.
- Player's main theme is "Renegade", as it always plays whenever he's selected in Free Roaming Mode.